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The Turkey Baster Method

A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.
Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.

Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
by bbnk April 22, 2011
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Bastet

Bast / Bastet / Baste

Egyptian goddess of the home, domesticity, women's secrets, cats, fertility, and childbirth. She protected the home from evil spirits and disease, especially diseases associated with women and children.
1. Make America Baste Again (traditional)
2. Meta Egyptian deity Kek might have been the reason Trump was elected but it’s Meta Egyptian deity Bast whomst is making America Baste Again
3. 🅱️eterson = 🅱️ast / 🅱️astet/ 🅱️aste
4. Baste yourself in the conservative juices of your political bias

5. A funny misspelling of based that in turn references HaHacat (Bastet) overtaking Pepe (Kek) as mass meme phenomena of the hive consciousness circa 2018/2019
by Alice Dé December 14, 2019
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Bastering

BASS-TER-ING A combination of the two words bothering and pestering.
Stop bastering me!!
by Morris.Smith June 19, 2020
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Baseema

The name Baseema means smile
person 1: hi my name is Baseema
person 2: what does that mean?

person 1: it means smile
by Human :O May 21, 2021
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Basheera

Name- Basheera is loving and kind and always willing to do a lot for others. She is selfless and beautiful. She struggles with sharing her emotions but that’s just because she wants to spare others from being sad. She is a lovely friend and someone to keep in your corner.
Basheera is my best friend!
by namemaker776 November 21, 2021
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bashee

bashee is literally one the the best people to have in your life, they are caring, very VERY cute, loveable, adorable, sexc, hot BREATH TAKING. if you have a bshee in your life never take them for granted, the love alot, show them that love and EXTRA on top of that. bashee, you're the best, and so so precious, I love you.

P.S. if you know a bashee, they probably gay.
me: BASHEE>>>>>

me to me: EXACTFUCKINGLY
by hiiloveyousomuch November 23, 2021
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Basheera

Al loving mother!
Creative!
Sleepy soul!
by Kosmoak November 25, 2021
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