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barbie drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.
Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!
by Allison January 3, 2005
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Botox barbie

Usually a high matience woman who is a bitch.She is usually obsessed with her outer appearance and may have had botox injections or plastic surgery.
That slut Victoria is a fucking botox barbie.
by Mckenzie thinks jess is rad December 11, 2007
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Habbo Babies

Habbo babies are extremely sad people who think its fun to pretend to be a baby and get pixel parents. Always ask for hc habbo club parents, and are very likely to say it's their birthday so they get given furni. Also add w's to every word they say including actions (they are incapable of typing normally) and talk in stars when they pretend to do something. The most irritating of all habbos.

Normally Wear: Hoodies (Pink for girl, Blue for boys)
Shorts Or Skirt
And many girls have bunches of hair
and claim to be newborn.
Habbo Babies:
(Habbo baby enters adoption room)
Baby: *Fwalls Dwown On Pwuffeh Nwappeh And Swucklesh Thwumbeh*
Parent: (Thinks) Ahh what a cute child let me adopt him/her.
Parent:Hey Sweetie Can i Adopt Yooh?
Baby: Nwo, Woo Scwaree
(Baby Walks Up To Hc)
Baby: *Swuckles Thwumb Cwutely* Ewwo Pwetty Lwady

Aaaaaargh!
by Sam-age January 11, 2008
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Retarded Animal Babies

A seriously funny flash cartoon that many people think is a blatant ripoff of the flash cartoon series "Happy Tree Friends". This is not true, simply because the characters talk and make jokes in RAB, whereas in Happy Tree Friends the only "humor" is pointless violence.
by Wo0gy May 22, 2005
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Barbieism

The futile attempts of beta females to superficially replicate the look of alpha females via fake bolt-on breasts, fake spray-on tans, hair extensions and so on.
Envy of much prettier and more successful women leads to desparate Barbieism in trailer trash wannabes.
by Sarasplayroom.com February 21, 2009
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Barbie and Ken

Two plastic dolls that are made by Mattel.
Barbie however has seemed to have dumped ken, for a younger boy. She, too, has gotten younger. She started out in her 20's and now shes in high school, and is dating younger boys.
Girl 1: Ohmigod. barbie is in highschool. when i played with her she was more like an adult.
Girl 2: Yeah. I know. shes a lucky bitch. I wish i had a fountain of youth and a dream car and a dream house.
Girl 1: Me too.
Girl 2: And she gets a new younger boy friend every year.
Girl 1: YEAH! Its not barbie and ken anymore. More like Barbie has a crush on major Todd.
by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006
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knuckle babies

The man custard that shoots from the penis when rubbing one out.
"That chick is so hot, when I get home I'm gonna pop off some knuckle babies. When doing so, she will tell me I am great, and I will believe her."
by tommyboy79 April 24, 2006
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