up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 18, 2006

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 08, 2020

Iconic Barb’s Niece

she is an iconic youtube channel and the most iconic youtuber period

yo Iconic Barb’s Niece is lit

by bxkxoxjxjkxkddk August 04, 2021

barb wired

when you put two figers and twist them up a ladies vagina

I barb wired montanna and she told me it hurt.

by tttaaayyylllooorrrryyyoooo April 11, 2010

barbed asshole

Anal fir the first time

Example:
Yo this girl got a barbed asshole

by Parap93 September 20, 2019

Barbs' trap

Feeling like a content creator needs to make their next video better than your recent one. This means that every next video will be higher quality to the point that the content creator gets burned out.

OverSimplified fell into the Barbs' trap

by omdesaud April 11, 2022