Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”
Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”
Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
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Get the barbecue day yaymug. Barbecue sauce has feelings and to everyone who says they don’t picks their teeth at thier lockers and is 2 ft and 1 in.
by 2.5’s grandson November 25, 2018
Get the barbecue saucemug. by hylleLXIX April 2, 2025
Get the Tesla barbecuemug. a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way that is worse than just being "cooked".
bro 1: "how f*cked am i?
bro 2: "you didn't just get cooked bro, you got straight barbecued."
gal 1: "missed petition to graduate deadline PLS HELP"
bro 2: "sorry to hear that you didn't just get cooked, you got straight barbecued."
bro 2: "you didn't just get cooked bro, you got straight barbecued."
gal 1: "missed petition to graduate deadline PLS HELP"
bro 2: "sorry to hear that you didn't just get cooked, you got straight barbecued."
by boss man 420 October 3, 2024
Get the barbecuedmug. Person 1: fuck, we forgot to get weed!
Person 2: it’s alright we can Cuban barbecue the clogged down stem.
Person 2: it’s alright we can Cuban barbecue the clogged down stem.
by Goagil February 19, 2020
Get the Cuban Barbecuemug.