A midnight balloon is when you insert the scrotum and testicles inside of a females mouth at approximately midnight simultaneously cutting circulation off from the balls at the base of the penis with both hands or any given clamping device to make them swell inside the females mouth once the balls have completely swoll to copacity in one motion violently jerk the balls from the females mouth causing a loud audible pop.
Wife: Hey bitch What did you do with my husband last night.
Misstress: Huh?
Wife: Bitch! You can't hear me?!
Mistress: I can't hear shit!
Wife: Why you crazy bitch?!
Mistress: You husband gave me a midnight balloon and the pop fucked my ears up call me back in like six hours.
Misstress: Huh?
Wife: Bitch! You can't hear me?!
Mistress: I can't hear shit!
Wife: Why you crazy bitch?!
Mistress: You husband gave me a midnight balloon and the pop fucked my ears up call me back in like six hours.
by Young Flare "Woo" February 13, 2015
Get the midnight balloonmug. When you pull of the condom full with baby batter and the girl then guzzles the warm man soup out of it
Mindsay pulled the condom off of Kent, then drank out of it like a filled balloon and shouted im a balloon diver
by The Growner June 5, 2017
Get the Balloon divermug. by Loinslinger August 9, 2020
Get the Balloon Lipsmug. The act of placing inflatable objects, normally balloons, inside the recipient, and then filling the object with air. To get the fullest effect of Balloon Animalling, blowing with your lips and lungs is preferred.
by TheOriginalLunatic July 28, 2012
Get the Balloon Animallingmug. by god is a bidoof May 19, 2016
Get the balloon floatermug. When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.
I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!
by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018
Get the Balloon-Dickingmug.