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balloon land

he just went to balloon land
by erin August 3, 2004
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midnight balloon

A midnight balloon is when you insert the scrotum and testicles inside of a females mouth at approximately midnight simultaneously cutting circulation off from the balls at the base of the penis with both hands or any given clamping device to make them swell inside the females mouth once the balls have completely swoll to copacity in one motion violently jerk the balls from the females mouth causing a loud audible pop.
Wife: Hey bitch What did you do with my husband last night.

Misstress: Huh?

Wife: Bitch! You can't hear me?!

Mistress: I can't hear shit!

Wife: Why you crazy bitch?!

Mistress: You husband gave me a midnight balloon and the pop fucked my ears up call me back in like six hours.
by Young Flare "Woo" February 13, 2015
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Balloon diver

When you pull of the condom full with baby batter and the girl then guzzles the warm man soup out of it
Mindsay pulled the condom off of Kent, then drank out of it like a filled balloon and shouted im a balloon diver
by The Growner June 5, 2017
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Balloon Lips

Balloon Lips are lips that keep people from speaking the English language properly
Communicating with balloon lips is very difficult.
by Loinslinger August 9, 2020
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Balloon Animalling

The act of placing inflatable objects, normally balloons, inside the recipient, and then filling the object with air. To get the fullest effect of Balloon Animalling, blowing with your lips and lungs is preferred.
I put a balloon in her butt and blew it up. Tada! Balloon Animalling.
by TheOriginalLunatic July 28, 2012
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balloon floater

3 meanings:
1: a balloon dildo with cum on it.
2:an asshole
3:a universal swear that nobody knows
1: ill throw a balloon floater at you!
2:your a balloon floater!
3:BALLOON FLOATER!
by god is a bidoof May 19, 2016
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Balloon-Dicking

When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.
I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!
by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018
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