In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.
Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.
by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015
Get the Take a Baldwin mug.People from others towns think the town is all white and good which is not . It has drugs , crimes , and gangs. Baldwin has two side North and the Harbor. The habor is considered where it’s bougie and white people are there but north is next to Hempstead and Uniondale so it’s consider more “hood” . The Highschool is full of hoes , treeshes, and fake people . Baldwin is mostly Black there still a few whites but not that much . Baldwin is another town that is consider the hood in Long Island.
I am from baldwin .
by myb2000099 June 18, 2019
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by LazerousAwoken April 1, 2020
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by unicornchic September 13, 2017
Get the Devin Dakota Baldwin mug.Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule
See also: Shit trickles down rule
"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"
by Prisme November 5, 2021
Get the Baldwin's gun paradox mug.The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.
"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"
by Cordad November 10, 2021
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