A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!
Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!
by TheSillySausage May 26, 2016
by MEmeIn( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) January 01, 2019
After getting a slobby knob proceed to dip your hard cock into a bag of cocaine and then ram her in the dook.
by shinebox May 11, 2003
A famous maker and brand namesake of bongs and water tobacco pipes. A signature piece has the Jerome Baker sticker logo on the top of the bong, proudly displaying the date of creation and the "Made In Oregon" logo.
by LeBong James October 01, 2004
A term used to label a joke that is incredibly corny or not-so-funny and/or lame. Originated from students who's teacher would continually say jokes while teaching.
Student: Mr. Baker, it's cold in here!
Mr. Baker: Well there's a warm-up question on the board.
Student: Total baker joke...
Mr. Baker: Well there's a warm-up question on the board.
Student: Total baker joke...
by Parki August 07, 2011
To be involuntarily commited to a mental health treatment facility. The term comes from Florida's Baker Act, which allows authorities such as police to do this.
by Will VWK February 07, 2007