actually dont get a

you searched this for the mug ad to say "get a actually dont get a" mug for your friend Sarah.

actually dont get a sex doll, oh fuck he already bought it.

by beepbeepimasheepguy October 14, 2020

i actually care

"I actually caring" for something/someone you don't really care about

friend: that dude is looking at me funny.
me: I actually care

by Kwannie July 24, 2020

what in the actual fuck

when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it

someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)

someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

by Meme lord 6969420 November 05, 2020

Not actually my President

When all you hear about on the news and social media is Donald Trump and you don't live in America.

I almost never hear about any of my own country's news. All the news has been is Trump this and Trump that and he's not actually my President.

by My Names Not Pachinko February 08, 2018

What the actual fuck?

An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.

"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"

by wanking_at_gunpoint August 14, 2008

Religion Star Actually

It is better we give time a moment to this self for fills substantial spirit, because already to fulfilled well our physical/body everyday. So now moment it mind turn and heart whom we fulfill, if really we still to felt human. I am sure if we still can to a moment give time so that we can wiseer and piety in life this. Every life form certain there final, so properly we can learn from times that already us pass, because only with our substantial result can save our good charity by provision aim alive more true that is hereafter. I want to remind to us all, be careful towards something that can be enemy for us, can through people, or also our self. Because proudest human character. And very careless easy for grateful to alive and die. The above is true advice short this. May can be benefit for us all. Best wishes for us that still at give it opportunity by do good something that and Useful. Under this there a little message may be can at make spiritual input. This world life only is to link to aim alive more.

Religion Star Actually
Spiritual Teacher

by http://www.fardhie.com/ May 01, 2010

WT Actual F

When WTF just isn't enough and you cba to type it all out WT actual F emphasises how much of an actual Fuck it rely is.

1:"Yeah someone said that he died after that"

2: "WT Actual F"

1: "I actually know"

by FlamboMambo January 18, 2011