SpongeBob boxers

When a person's boxers are full of feces and urine making them Brown and yellow just like SpongeBob ( occasionally you might also find red just like his tie or white like his shirt

Haha look at him he has SpongeBob boxers

by Alex fagan November 6, 2019

boxer-thong

A pair of loose fitting, flowy boxers. These boxers, when worn for an extend period of time with jeans ride up into the subject's butt crack and up to the hips, creating in unintentional thong.

"these new loose fitting boxers i purchased gave me a boxer-thong when i wore them today"

by Big Teetz January 15, 2009

boxer burn

Like carpet burn, but on you junk from your boxers after having dry sex.

Guy 1: Man my fucking junk hurts!
Guy 2: What the fuck happened?!
Guy 1: I got Boxer burn! My girl dry fucked me so hard last night...

by Darrn April 14, 2014

cereal boxer

a bad driver, someone who got their licence as a freebie in a cereal box

that cereal boxer just cut me off!

by tetley80 October 1, 2007

boxer mushroom

When a guy wears skinny jeans, is wearing a belt, and still has his pants sagging...the big fluffy wad of boxers hanging out of the top of his skinny jeans is the "boxer mushroom."

"That guy's boxer mushroom is definitely not hot. I mean, what's he trying to do? Contain a fart?"

by crystaloney April 21, 2010

conquest boxers

Boxers stolen after a night of good drunken sex.

She has like 20 conquest boxers. What a playa.

by yargh September 6, 2005

nutty boxers

when you were boxers for 3 days then they get sweaty and nutty.

hey kyle i swear your nutty boxers were a we bit nutty the other day

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008