James G. Blaine Elementary

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.

White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.

by thickdickdaddy1312 October 8, 2020

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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.

Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

by SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlapp June 16, 2022

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a guy

HELLO
My name is:
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by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

blaine

Blaine is better then anything in the world. he is so cool better then Orvil's fat fucking tits.

Blaine your cool and better then orvil :) plz do it i wanna prank my brother

by Blaine da best August 12, 2021

blain

When someone is blain.
Similar to bland, boring, or plain. Under-developed.

"he was so blain idc"

by vak_i July 18, 2025

Blaine

is a very sarcastic person but truly cares a lot. blaine has a big heart, she is kind, caring, generous, and sweet. she knows how to treat a person right. she is a happy person and is always up for a good time. she always makes sure there is never a dull moment lived. she's very lucky and kind hearted. she's also strong. she is a very good friend anyone would be lucky to be her friend. she is a chill person. she likes to see everyone happy. she has little patience but she doesn't let that get the best of her. she is an amazing person.

I wish I was more like that Blaine

by anonymous October 24, 2020

Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025