Bert McCracken

the hottest guy in the world, and i am his number 1 fan

i want him to come out of my birthday cake naked

by Steph E. November 19, 2003

Q-Bert

A famous turtablist who has learned from Mix Master Mike and won the 1992-1994 DMC World Championships.

DJ Q-bert is won of the best!

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Bert Fergusson

When you meet a fat chick at a bar eating cheese fries, and she takes you to a park near by and gives you a blow job underneath a slide, while somebody watches you.

Man, my friend got a bert fergusson underneath a slide and I had to walk home.

by Ryas October 14, 2011

bert mccracken

hott man hott man!!! OMG i want to rape him! man hes hott as fuck! his greasy hairs sexy as fuck! ya well hes hott and i WANT him....... kellys lucky.... well not anymore

ur hair rulez

by katy knows..... October 4, 2003

bert mccracken

probably the craziest person alive but also probably the most talented person alive... if i met him id probably be alittle scared then (like she said) have a sudden urge to hump his leg... few people would understand

by i've said too much haven't i... July 31, 2003

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken is one of the hottest guys alive along with Quinn Allman and Branden Steineckert who are also in the greatest band ever! I LOVE YOU Bert! I'm your biggest fan ever!~LOVE~

Bert McCracken is the hottest man alive in a former drug addict kind of way!

by Megan May 13, 2005

bert mccracken

the hottest guy ever (besides quinn allman) his music rocks and he writes the best real lyrics i have ever heard.

is this the ittalics under the definition? i think it is.

by emiliey May 3, 2005