Pork basting

v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).

I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.

by chuckerman May 2, 2005

Baking Cookies

To have Sex. To produce cookies. See orgasm.

The proper way to bake a cookie is to preheat the oven before sticking in the dough.

by Akasha January 20, 2005

baling wire

(noun) Sturdy, bendable wire used to bale hay or repair nearly anything broken. Often used in conjunction with Duct Tape. Alternate pronunciation "balin' wire"

My cousin's tailpipe was fixin' to fall off, but he jury rigged it with some duct tape and baling wire.

by Redneck in the big city January 14, 2008

Baking Air Biscuits

fresh air passing a turd, commonly known as a fart

When we were in the movie theater, Ryan wouldn't stop baking air biscuits.

by Kap131 March 17, 2011

Basin Weasel

Poop that lays on the side of the toilet that is not easily drawn down when flushed.

Did you see that basin weasel in there? I tried peeing on it and flushing it and it’s still there.

by Hamdog420 August 25, 2021

baking industry

When someone's ass is so big, that the word 'cake' isn't enough.

She doesn't have cake back there, she got the whole baking industry!

by Teiii April 11, 2023

Pasta Baking

Masturbating, wanking etc.

A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.

Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.

Josh: Hey, why weren't you at the cheese and wine night the other day?

Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.

by Italian Pasta Baker October 27, 2009