up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

Barb Time

An arbitrary measurement of time that relates in no way to the actual passing of time. A minimum of double the amount of specified time.

Person 1: “Didn’t {person} say they were only going to be an hour? They left three hours ago!
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”

by Feeling Ethiopian December 28, 2019

Barb City

The capital of the country Slayistan.

I live in Barb City

by TheRealSlayistan May 14, 2022

barb king

A male version of a barb queen from CoC.

My barb king was flung by a spring trap.

by yeeyeemypp November 13, 2019

Barbs Drag House

Barbs Drag House is the best group chat that was ever made on twitter, they survived multiple raids and still the baddest.

“Oh have you heard of Barbs Drag House?”“Yeah I wanna join.”

by MAESBIGGESTFANN November 21, 2020