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hmong baddies

they are an ethnic group of baddies who happen to be hmong... they have to be the hottest race out there besides the jews(for obvious reasons involving ovens). they be epitome of deliciousness. boobies like sushi and an ass as hard as uncooked ramen noodles.

if you ever see an hmong baddie, i suggest running towards the closest bathroom because your cock is probably about to explode and spray cum everywhere like an out of control firehose. These bitches are strong enough to make any dakota armstrong blast cum out of every orifice.
context: a hmong baddies walks past 2 gigachads.

gigachad 1: look at that ethnic group of people who primarily live in china and southeast asia who happen to have an alluring appearance. she sure is an ethnic person who primarily lives in china and southeast asia who happens to have an alluring appearance.

gigachad 2: i already lost no nut november and its fucking may.
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Kingdom Baddie

A kingdom baddie is someone (particularly, a woman) who has a heart for God and a love for fashion and beauty. She is so beautiful, graceful and confident. A kingdom baddie is prayerful and is clothed with strength and dignity. She loves to slay and “put it on” (nice hair, nails, makeup & all things beauty). Above all, a kingdom baddie has a holy spirit-filled aura and she radiates the love of God everywhere she goes.

This term is also popularly known as “church-girl”.
I love how that woman dresses to church at all times! She is indeed a Kingdom Baddie!”

“There’s something about that lady. She is so stunning but yet worships God with so much fire. That’s a Kingdom Baddie right there!”

“Sis!!!! That word and that entire outfit combined! Yassss Kingdom Baddie!”

“Girl! We no longer go by church girls. You can now call us Kingdom baddies!”
by Oluffunke June 7, 2023
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baddie baka

mister letterer is such a baddie baka, hitting all these devious licks!
by simppsahoyy November 5, 2021
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ECurrie the baddie

a huge tweaker. The biggest tweaker you'll ever meet. Long nails for coke lines, fake eyebrows and skips school 24/7.
"Yo, ECurrie the Baddie actually showed up to school today"
"Damn, she's such a tweaker, that's crazy"
by bigmaceater9000 May 24, 2019
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baddie comebacks

Person 1: you’re ugly.
Person 2: im not a mirror!
Person 1: not the baddie comebacks.
by Badperson93943 June 26, 2022
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Baddy Buddy

Homosapien male that orally services another male's anal region while the male that is receiving the oral is having intercourse with a female.
Eugenio (the Baddy Buddy) licks the ass of his friend while his friend is banging out his wife.
by CPT Stabbin April 20, 2010
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Bitty Baddies

“Bitty” (adj.) meaning small. “Baddies” (noun) commonly used in video gaming refers to bad guys.

Small Bad Guys

Little Villains

Tiny Evil-Doers

Art series by US artist, Jody Parmann, where she re-creates real and imagined villains as sweet faced babes... because nobody is born ‘bad.’
The library storytime was invaded by bitty baddies. They left chaos and destruction in their wake.
by BittyBaddies April 2, 2019
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