Austin is the sweetest boy/man out there. Once have him in your life, you better your best to keep him there or you’ll regret. Austin can be very shy yet opening. He is pure and would never hurt anyone, neither physically or emotionally. Austin is the best guy in the world and losing him could leave you feeling broken. Never push Austin away, open up to him with open arms, and never let go because this man is the best thing that will ever happen to you.
1: Who is that guy over there
2: Oh you mean Austin? He’s a girls dream: he kind, cute, funny, smart, and every other good feature you can think of
1: Wow
2: Oh you mean Austin? He’s a girls dream: he kind, cute, funny, smart, and every other good feature you can think of
1: Wow
by RandomDOBgif June 20, 2018
A Mutation similar to autism:
lack of total brain activity(yet somehow manages to live?). someone who cannot spell "a" or add 0+0. you can tell when someone is suffering from austinism when you proof read their emails and find that not even spell check has a damn clue what is being typed... or when they speak to you and you think you are in an episode of "Life goes on"(see Corkey).
this disease is highly contagious, can be passed on sexually, airborne, physical contact, or the dreaded "conversation with one of THEM", or by simply sitting on the same toilet seat. also- one can be born with austinism ie: mom or dad had "IT" or mom consumed large amounts of weed, booze, or any other drugs.
Good news; there is a cure for this affliction. though school can do little to help the infected, death is the easiest cure. austinism can be slowly decreased simply by keeping the infected ones constantly dipping tobacco or sleeping at their desks. no drug with the ability to cure has yet be submitted to the FDA.
lack of total brain activity(yet somehow manages to live?). someone who cannot spell "a" or add 0+0. you can tell when someone is suffering from austinism when you proof read their emails and find that not even spell check has a damn clue what is being typed... or when they speak to you and you think you are in an episode of "Life goes on"(see Corkey).
this disease is highly contagious, can be passed on sexually, airborne, physical contact, or the dreaded "conversation with one of THEM", or by simply sitting on the same toilet seat. also- one can be born with austinism ie: mom or dad had "IT" or mom consumed large amounts of weed, booze, or any other drugs.
Good news; there is a cure for this affliction. though school can do little to help the infected, death is the easiest cure. austinism can be slowly decreased simply by keeping the infected ones constantly dipping tobacco or sleeping at their desks. no drug with the ability to cure has yet be submitted to the FDA.
by Ryan LaFrance April 03, 2008
Someone who is very stylish where clothes are concerned. He is always in style. He is trendy, but also likes classic styles of clothes. He always shops designer or name-brand.
by Aussie52 March 14, 2010
The sexiest guy you will ever meet. Has an extremly large penis, he might not have all of his limbs, but he is still amazing.has amazing sexy hair and is very good in bed. sometimes goes by johnny austin.
by hotguy0000 April 10, 2011
A totally awesome funny guy. A secret ladies man, but he has a hard time expressing his feelings about girls. Always curious about your life. A perfect guy for any girl starting with the letter N. he is flat out satisfying.
by Spyguy1718 March 27, 2013
A cool guy, that is also hot. He will occasionally do stupid thing, and may be an asshole, but is the right guy for you. He is a ladies man. And has a huge satisfying penis that is at least 50 feet long and 20 feet wide. He is the guy for ever girl, and especially aiyana.
He is so Austin.
by Rawrrawrrawrrawrrawr1245231 October 16, 2011
A sweet, loving guy who goes out of his way for anyone, he cares about everybody, even the people he hates. He has gorgeous hazel eyes and dirty blonde hair that he flips constantly. He's short but in an extremely adorable way. He plays lacrosse and is the fastest and best player. He's selfless and is willing to help anyone that's feeling down. He's one of a kind and everyone loves him. He gets made fun of but it's because people wish they could be like Austin.
"That guy's so Austin!"
by beccalovesaustin21 May 07, 2014