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Aunt Jemima

A thick, black, powerful women filled with a sugary, brown syrup
Aunt jemima is the thickest chick within the Ghetto
by Ortho101 June 6, 2017
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aunt sally

A drink made up in red hook, NY. A perfect combination of Captain Morgan and ginger ale on the rocks. Sailor Jerry is an acceptable substitution for the captain.
by chic maggot May 16, 2014
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Aunt Carol

Aunt Carol is that one Cocaine Aunt of the family. She goes to restaurants, orders the most expensive thing on the menu, says she only came here for the atmosphere, then makes someone else pay. She also has exactly 1 fake boob, and likes to show it off to people at inappropriate times. Finally, if she hosts a cookout, she'll make it a potluck but force everyone to use her recipes.
John: Hey how was the cookout?

Bob: It was wild... my aunt is such an Aunt Carol
by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021
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Aunt Cindy

Verb. To refer to someone no one else in the room has met or heard of as if everyone knows them.
Noun. Someone who is always making obscure references to people no one know.
Person 1. So leon has been doing something.
Person 2. I dont know anyone named leon.
Person 1. You remember LEON from the bar! Leons mother just called me the other day and blah blah blah....
Person 2. I have never even been to that bar! I do not know anyone named leon.

Person 1. you know! Leon!

Person 2. Okay Aunt Cindy.
Person 3. She just Aunt Cindyed you.
by Ka3n August 19, 2019
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unusual aunt

I was drunk and recieved and unusual aunt. That was the first time I hook up with a midget, her little arms and hands resembled a T-Rex.
by KGKG August 6, 2010
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Aunt Phyllis

noun, the feminist/women's rights version of Uncle Tom. A woman who believes other women should have no goals in life aside from making babies and sandwiches, but has too much political power to practice what she preaches.
Named after Phyllis Schlafly, notorious anti-feminist.
That Ann Coulter has some nerve saying women should never have been allowed the right to vote. What an Aunt Phyllis
by RP93 February 13, 2014
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aunt jemima

when you dip your nut sack into aunt jemima syrup, then you proceed to drag your sticky balls across a girl's face.
I gave her an aunt jemima last night after the party and she loved it. My balls are still sticky.
by captain crapy pants September 4, 2011
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