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Ashley

If an Ashley is your friend she likes to make many friendly insults about you until she forgets how to compliment you. She still can be a really loving person you don't wanna forget ever.
Ashley: What up butthole

You: Sup

Ashley:Wanna come to my pool party?

You: I can't swim

Ashley: That's okay, I can teach you.
by AlyssaOnAMisson July 27, 2019
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Ashley

Ashley is such a rabbit who smiles outa the ordinary and always sucks dick and 360 no scopes the cum shot
ASHLEY IS GAY
by ASHLEY IS BOT STRAIGHT October 18, 2019
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Ashley

An intelligent, yet beautiful girl, who feels insecure at times. She tries to be the perky, funny girl in the group, and usually succeeds. Of course there is the exception for certain crowds and people. Overall, she tries her best and can be the most loyal friend and great person to talk to, if you just let her in and she in response opens up, as well.
"That Ashley chick is pretty hot!"

"You kidding me, she is just a nerd"

"Ya, a hot nerd!!"
by MadFoy August 6, 2015
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Ashley

1. Origin is English. Name can be used for either gender; male or female.

2. A beautiful, classy name. Usually the name of a sweet, kind, wonderful woman.

However, there are exceptions. (See 3.)

3. A lying, cheating, disloyal, slutty home-wrecker. Tends to have short, frizzy hair because she bleaches and dyes it every other week. Dresses like an awkward teenager and doesn't know how to accessorize or match properly. Always looks stoned, probably because she is. Uses Halloween as an excuse to dress like a trashy whore, with her frumpy butt, cottage cheese thighs, and pudgy gut hanging out. Prefers guys in bands, but has no real standards and often sleeps with random men from clubs and bars. Also likes to make out with people of the same sex purely to get attention from the opposite sex. Despite her repulsive personality and boorish physical appearance, this Ashley is horridly arrogant. For some unknown reason she thinks she can model, and many pray that never happens because no one wants to look at her pathetic excuse for womanly curves any more than they already have to.

In the future, this particular type of Ashley will live alone with her dozen cats.
Girl 1: "Let's ask Ashley to go dancing with us!"
Girl 2: "Definitely! With her with us, we won't look nearly as slutty!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl grinding on Don?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's definitely an Ashely."
by StayAwayFromMyManPunkBitch December 15, 2010
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Ashley

A horny slutty girl who teases and distracts you by wearing clothes were her tits are hanging out. She make you think your going to get some but really you never will.
by another guy was taken August 16, 2016
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Ashley

An "Ashley" is a beautiful female who doesn't take any shit from no fucking body! She is down too earth, very sweet, she can be a Bitch, but she has a great big heart. She's the type of person that everyone wants too spend time with. She loves dogs, and beautiful nature. She willing to try new things and she is outgoing. She has A1 bomb.com pussy, and a nice booty even if she doesn't think so. She frequently has trouble texting people back. She also often has someone who thinks they love her more than anyone else even dudes with girlfriends. She's that amazing and special
Ashley, A1, Amazing, beautiful, special, booty
by Dr. Deez nuts October 28, 2015
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