no stress arrest

when u commit a crime but then the cop starts catching feels and lets you go

“She’s lucky that he let her off with a no stress arrest!”

by leon kuwata is the only ginger May 1, 2020

arrestion

idk i think this should be a word. it just sounds right. maybe i just convinced myself it’s a real word.

During the arrestion, OJ Simpson cried.

by Chadwick444 March 31, 2020

House Arrest

The kind your mum slaps on you when you're still living at home and flop a uni exam. Includes revoked social privileges, guilt-tripping, and being treated like you're 9 again.

Mate: "Get keen for tonight"
Me: "Can't. Mum’s put me on house arrest again cause i failed that anat exam."
Mate: "Tiger Mum"

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

House Arrest

The sentence you plea down when you turn on your crew or turn states!

Oh, I see your new ankle bracelet! Nice, doing House Arrest I take it. Sucks to be you tho when your boys get out! Nice knowing ya!

by RickyBigDick May 4, 2021

penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.

by 7steezy7steve7 January 3, 2024

I Want To Get You arrested

I Want TO Get You arrested

I Want TO Get You arrested

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Nardiac arrest

A sudden, sometimes temporary, cessation of the function of testicles.

I got dick punched so hard last night I went into nardiac arrest.

by Wafflebender May 19, 2015