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appalachian molotov

A jar full of pissed off hornets you use to throw at hostiles
Hey Clayton the ATF is coming get the appalachian molotov, thoes fuckers gonna be tweaking then we can take their dropped stuff.
by B-29SUPERFORT May 11, 2023
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Appalachian Blessing

When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.
We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.
by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023
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Appalachian squirrel

Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole
Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm
by That_guy1980 March 22, 2022
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Appalachian Mary

a frozen Bloody Mary, piled high with whipped cream and various other sweet treats.
K: "What are you drinking?"
L: "Appalachian Mary. It's so fucking delicious!"
by SteamPunkChewie December 11, 2024
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Appalachian facial

When you pull your dick out of a woman’s pussy and finish in your hand, then throw it in her face as hard as possible.
Damn we were so drunk on shine that I gave that stripper an Appalachian Facial.
by Liberty and Bourbon September 27, 2022
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Appalachian Engineering

An act of spontaneous repair or fabrication of an item or system sometimes used in a humorous or self deprecating fashion.

Solving a technical issue in a temporary manor until a permanent replacement can be acquired if that is even possible.

Usually accomplished without proper engineering knowledge or training, without proper materials and components, or without proper tools for the job at hand. More often lacking all three.

A skill typically employed by individuals who can be described as 'born engineers' or as being naturally gifted with a 'head for tinkering'. These individuals likely could have done well in the STEM fields if they ever had the resources or opportunity to attend the proper schooling or purchase the proper tools and training.

Commonly used in rural environments found in and around economically depressed areas near the Appalachian Mountains in the United States.

Synonymous with the term 'Redneck Engineering', or in urban environments 'Improvisational Engineering' or 'Jury-rigging'.

The products of Appalachian Engineering are sometimes, but not necessarily always, considered ramshackle or slapdash.

Sometimes used in conjunction with some variation of the phrase "Hold my beer, I got this".

When criticized the resulting products of Appalachian Engineering are defended with the phrase, "If it looks stupid but it works then it is not stupid", although it very well might be dangerous if you aren't careful with it.
Noun:
"That is a mighty fine bit of appalachian engineering you've got there."

"She used her appalachian engineering skills and fixed that optical drive with a rubber band, and an eraser taken from a number two pencil."
by Bibliovore April 3, 2024
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Appalachian Wine Cellar

Hiding open bottles of moonshine and other liquor in random spots around your house.
Daryl bought a house with an Appalachian Wine Cellar. So far he’s found a broken bottle of Old No. 7 in the tub, Fireball in the attic, and some mystery moonshine in the crawlspace.
by SurelyYouCantBeSerious August 21, 2024
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