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Ancient History

Can simply be described as the History chosen for deadshit losers. It has nothing to do with modern society so The Department of Education have developed a move to ban it from high school due to its irrelevance. Students are being pushed to take up as many units of Modern History as possible. Popular kids at school are asking for a fifth unit of Modern History to be introduced due to number of suicides that have been happening during Ancient History class time. Although studies show that the kids who have committed suicide were unloved and often had rare deformities of the face/genitals(tiny sized scrotums apparent in males and Ingrown penises in females) so some kids have pushed to keep Ancient History as it kills all the filthy mingas and unpopular boys.
That kid is fat, friendless and eating wheat.. He must do Ancient History

Miss Davies boobs represent Ancient History, thats how you know Ancient History is filthy!
by Dr. Einstein June 10, 2008
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ancient

Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.
Anchient Pistol, ye, dog!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Ancients

The eight ancient civilisations - the four main ones(Ancient Alvaros, Ancient Karens, Ancient Ashleys and Ancient Nikitas), plus the four civilisations that split from the others - Ancient Jeremies(from the Ancient Alvaros), Ancient Sabians(from the Ancient Karens), Ancient Cyrils(from the Ancient Ashleys) and Ancient Steavers(from the Ancient Nikitas). Only 8 people still survive today from these civilisations, and strangely, all of them have the name that was used to refer to their original civilisation. These 8 civilisations existed long before dinosaurs - except the Ancient Karens(and therefore also the Ancient Sabians), they all came from other planets. The Ancient Karens were the first people on earth.
The Ancient Steavers, Ancient Nikitas and Ancient Karens are the best.
by Steaver370 May 5, 2004
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Ancient Greek

Gay ancient language, used in our days only by gay people for their secret crew communication (like making some orgy dates or something).
Otherwise Ancient Greek is used in the antique world by the Dark side (before German has been invented).
For sure, normal guys dont speak that piece of shit and the coolest even cant remember the phonetic and grammar norms and thats their super strenght.
there is a fuckin word in Ancient Greek for "eating bean in front of Athens agora" for God's sake.
by Krankk February 25, 2009
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Ancheng

A writer and poet's name in China.
Who has ever read Ancheng's poetry anthology?
by editorinchief March 4, 2011
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ancient submariner

an·cient sub·ma·rin·er - verb

When having sexual relations (doggy style) with a partner, the top pulls out just prior to ejaculation and throws a bowl of (white) clam chowder into the bottoms face.
After that bitched mouthed off all night I dropped an ancient submariner on her ass in bed.
by Akeah December 14, 2008
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Achena

She had a raging achena
by Samara kittene November 11, 2018
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