Oxford is a terrible place to live unless you're on drugs. there is a drug house on every block. everyone is either on drugs or a theater kid.
by iloveboks October 29, 2023
a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.
“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”
by SalvyZ August 29, 2019
Oxford area high school is a shitty place to learn and make friends, everyone in that school are dumbasf and the staff is complete ass, fuck oxford fuck wendle.
by lyvia.michele August 04, 2022
When you're arrested in uptown Oxford, OH and you're charged with the classic pairing of
-Underage intoxication
-Disorderly conduct
-Possession of a fake I.D.
-Underage intoxication
-Disorderly conduct
-Possession of a fake I.D.
"Did you hear Chad got in a fight at Brick last night?"
"Yeah, Oxford PD got him with the Oxford Trifecta"
"Yeah, Oxford PD got him with the Oxford Trifecta"
by firechuckmartin February 01, 2019
The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 29, 2023
The worst dictionary on the planet, contains no factual evidence and makes serious errors on words like ditto.
by Hot Gay Guy June 13, 2024
Anybody with the name of ‘Oxford’ in it has to shut up. They do cringey roleplays and expects all staff members in their server to do the work for them. And also has horrible grammar/spellings
Oxford : “Hey , Are you guys joining the roleplay today and btw when are you doing the documents?”
Everyone : “No , Shut the fuck up”
Oxford : “Alright , your getting banned”
Everyone : “But it’s Oxford Day though”
Everyone : “No , Shut the fuck up”
Oxford : “Alright , your getting banned”
Everyone : “But it’s Oxford Day though”
by Ø zen June 22, 2022