Tim

100% Grade A, Cage-free, man meat. The biggest stud on the block whose cock makes angels weep.

Before they invented a pimpslap they called it a Tim.

Desiree: Be rough with me!
Alex: Don't make me give you a Tim!

by Severusoul January 23, 2021

Tims

Timberland boots.

He had some Tims on and a hoodie.

by Borincanna January 23, 2019

Tim

When someone is being a really retarted, immature, or doing something really dumb
Like in most cases a prank or rather immature prank that someone pulls

*Johnny draws a penis on a desk*
"Johnny you're a Tim"
*Carlos puts hand sanitizer on somebody's chair before they sit down*
"Carlos you're such a Tim dude"

by Insane man69420 April 21, 2021

Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015

Tim

Tim is someone who you will fall utterly and completely in love with when you meet him. He’s the most sweetest guy ever and will drop everything to do anything you want. He loves you for you and is dorky, but in a very cute way. He’s usually tall and built broad. He’s very handsome and when you fall in love with him everyone else’s attractiveness just drifts away. You don’t even notice them anymore because he’s the only one you want.

“Tim was cracking me up today.”
“Why was that?”
“He was acting so dorky!”
“Oh I love when he’s dorky! It’s so cute!”

by Hiscoxlong June 16, 2020

Tim

If you are a Tim than you are a person described as unfunny, not cool, or a “looser”

Yo, stop being a Tim, I hate Tims

by Plump wang69 January 2, 2020

Tim

A weasel hybrid possum nigga who likes to beat people up to make his skinny ass feel better about himself and that boi Tim has at least dated 8 of your friends. Legend says he switches hoes like a tv channel

Person 1: you know Tim?
Annie:hell yeah I dated him

Another hoe: me too!
Another pussy:his dick was 3 inches!

by TheChigga137 November 12, 2018