Alligator Buffet

When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.

Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.

by The janitor69 December 11, 2011

floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006

Squirmy Alligator

An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort

Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right.

by muffin tin December 7, 2019

Alligator Bubble

When you're eating a girl out and she cums so much that you make bubbles when you try breathing out your nose, much like a partially submerged alligator.

"Damn, she came so much that I was making alligator bubbles!"

by HairyPotter0277 April 28, 2016

rusty alligator

A dope ass drink... bitch. Ain't no drank like this drank. The ingredients are unknown. They are whatever is needed at that moment. It's almost magical, yo!

Yo!! Bar wench!!! Make me a Rusty Alligator and make it fine! Please and thank you my good lady!!

by Pheenis January 6, 2017

Sex with an alligator

A drink native to Florida that is made with coconut rum.

Bartender: "what will you have?"
Guest: "Tonight's the perfect night for sex with an alligator "

by Melemcg January 29, 2017

alligator hoof

A marijuanna cigarette

Henry rolled up a nice alligator hoof and sparked it to his dome.

by Buzz Mandrill October 17, 2013