Allan haddad

The most perfect and beautiful human being in the world. He has class and drinks red wine

Allan haddad is a the most coolest guy his wife is hot

by FARTYCARBON April 26, 2019

Allan

Flee from Allan!!!! He will tear your life apart, you will be reduced to nothing but emptiness... Overall, he won't even see depth of your devotion. Once you know him, you will dwell in silence for so long.

- The passion was in front of your nose, Allan, if only you'd opened your eyes to see it...

by Whathaveyoudone... November 19, 2023

Allan

Burning a steak to a point where it no longer edible.

You know he's not the chef he thinks he is because that meat is really Allan.

by Creel November 10, 2021

allan weldin

A pretty nice guy but also is a crackhead who sees faces in everything and loves to spend time on crazy homeless woman

Don't be like allan weldin and get kicked out for sneaking in a crazy homeless chick

by Enraged1139 December 23, 2022

Elijah Allan Barry

Bitch ass

Bitch ass dude elijah fake asf omm duddan

Elijah Allan barry is a bitch ass dude who’s fake

by Treyscot September 17, 2022

allan lichtman

Self-proclaimed election predictor who correctly guessed the winner of Presidential elections 10 times between 1984 and 2020 using a system of "13 keys to the White House" but finally got it wrong in 2024 due to measuring the keys using his personal bias this time.

Allan Lichtman incorrectly predicted Donald Trump would lose the 2024 US Presidential Election because Kamala Harris actually had 9 out of 13 keys against her favor.

by Anti-Establishment Liberal November 22, 2024

Allan

Allan is a town in Saskatchewan, about 65km away from Saskatoon. The wild teenagers love to full send it and pretend they aren't dying inside. Half the town is irrelevant though, so who gives a shit? There's also a 99% chance their school will be shot up.

Person 1: Where you from? You're cute.
Person 2: Allan, Sask. You?
Person 1: Ew, nevermind

by JeffreeShishtarStar September 15, 2018