alex from target

Noun. Alex from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. His powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Alex for he is a gift from God. He owns the internet now. He owns you.

I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Alex from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.

Don't look at Alex from target to long or else you'll regret it

by IToldYouSo November 3, 2014

Alex from target

i have no idea who this guy is but somehow he gained fame on instagram just because he is cute

that guy is so an alex from target

by perfection mm November 17, 2014

Alex From Target

Some picture made by some thirsty high-schooler cunt. The guy in the picture, he's getting paid minimum wage like every other employee; the twist? He's famous. Good for the kid, but he's just overrated and soon, no one will give a flying fuck about him and he'll be another particle of dust in the air.

Girl 1: OMG DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALEX FROM TARGET!!!
Hipster Boy 1: Get away from me you mainstream mongrel.

by CockyPrick November 9, 2014

alex brightman tux fetish

the definition of someone obsessed with alex brightman wearing tuxedos.

person 1: hey! the other day you said you had an alex brightman tux fetish? what the hell is that?
person 2: oh! i LOVE seeing alex brightman wear tuxes, it shivers me tenders 😏

by alexbschesthair June 27, 2021

Alex Wit the Strap

When a real ass nigga walk through wit the strap.
AkA Alex dat real ass blood nigga

OH SHITT thought this was playing he tryna be Alex Wit the Strap.
Ight keep talkin head imma call Alex wit da strap

by Alex Wit Da Strap February 16, 2017

Alex from Target

A gift from all the Gods. The chosen one who shall bag your six items when no one else will.

Girl one: I really wanna go to Target to see Alex!
Girl two: Me too! Alex from Target is soooooo hot!~

by PinesPwincess November 4, 2014

alex rojas the Actor

one of the worst people that you will ever meet just because his last name sounds like Roblox d1ss n1gger 1ov35 t0 p1a7 r0b10xxx and 10v35 t0 5uck b1g fat c0ck and 5tuff5 fat cock 1n @ss d1ss N1gg13t 1s true d3f1n1t10n of a A1ex R0ja5 h3 eat5 th3 b1gge5t @ss 0ut th31r An d d155 boi a1nt 3v3n T H I C C A F

This boi is not a very nice fellow and hates to be a good actor he aint even T H I C C and is the worst person a n1gg13t eat5 th3 b1gge5t @ss he is Alex Rojas the Actor

by G3n3r1c N1gg13t 123 September 10, 2018