The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.

"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."

by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025

Albanian Footjob

When a woman rips your penis off with her feet and lets her mouth fill up with blood until it erupts out of her mouth.

Man.. DO NOT get the albanian footjob

by Shnoomer September 23, 2025

albanian bear

tough albanian male that will take anyone's girl and will fuck anyone up who gets in their way.

Yea i was at dinner with my girl and the albanian bear showed up and my girl got on her knees for him in a second.

by cacdog March 7, 2021

Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025

albanian coconut

while having intercourse under the influence of the white (the snow, blow, crazy c, etc.) and ejaculating (nutting) into your partner.

“yo b imma give u this albanian coconut if u keep looking at me like that”

by thealbanian November 5, 2022

Being albanian

Going to studium generale, scanning your card to collect the mandatory points and then immediately turning around and leaving.

Why did you leave early? Are you being albanian?

by JJellie1 May 3, 2023

albanian titty twister

the action of cutting off ones breast with a condom with frozen cum

justin:yo Justin, you hear larry got the albanian titty twister gabe: thats gross

by albanianalbanian October 2, 2025