An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
Get the albanian shoulderless brown snakemug. When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.
Albanian Americans are one of the hardest working cultures in the world.
Albanian Americans are one of the hardest working cultures in the world.
Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!
Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!
Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!
Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 15, 2019
Get the Albanian Vacationmug. by Seboria January 8, 2025
Get the Albanian Arbermug. The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
Get the The Albanian Ass-Blastermug. A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.
Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"
by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021
Get the Albanian abortionmug. Albanian Rugrumping- The action of getting Jello up the bum while getting rug burn via dragging of a car
“Hey John how’d you get these injuries… plus the jello in there…”
“Just some good ol’ Albanian Rugrumping”
“Ah. Makes sense.”
“Just some good ol’ Albanian Rugrumping”
“Ah. Makes sense.”
by Tuxtan December 1, 2024
Get the Albanian rugrumpingmug. When a woman rips your penis off with her feet and lets her mouth fill up with blood until it erupts out of her mouth.
by Shnoomer September 23, 2025
Get the Albanian Footjobmug.