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The University of Advancing Technology

A college filled with tech nuts, geeks, nerds, and all the like.
A place where HACKER is a good thing, and buffering is a swear word.

Dorms are filled with computers and soda.
Nerf wars erupt campus wide, some guns drawing blood in a single dart blow.

The grass in green somehow, even in the scorching Arizona heat.

Just down the road from ASU (spits on asu)

Soon the parking lot will be alive.
Cars with neon shall replace the countless racks of bikes.
Techy 1: "You seen the computers at uat?"
Techy 2: "Yea their... like... crazy!"
Techy 1: "Some of the dorms have like 15 computers each!"
Techy 2: "Yea and The University of Advancing Technology has the best there is for their classrooms with their new government funding."
by starg8man June 18, 2011
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Fuck You In Advance

when plans are going down for something really stupid and you have been tricked/convinced into being a part of it, instead of just saying no though, you just say "fuck you" in advance. can also be used when you know an individual (mostly the stooge of the group) is going to mess something up.
getting ready to deliver flyers to the neighbourhood:
Guy 1: "okay so we got to 300 houses in like 4 hours..."
Guy 2: "we are so screwed"
Guy 3 "this is going to go terribly wrong"
Guy 1 to Stooge of Group: "fuck you in advance"
by zachus22 October 18, 2008
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The Clark Advanced Learning Center (otherwise known as "Clark") is a small charter school-- that hardly anyone has ever heard about-- in the Martin County School District. The school only enrolls up to 250 students at a time, ranging from 10th grade to 12th. At Clark, students have access to free laptops and a free college tuition at the neighboring IRSC Chastain campus, where students are able to dual-enroll and graduate with their AA.
The student body is mainly comprised of kids who either hated public high school, dropped out of IB/AP and decided to dual-enroll, or wanted a free laptop.
Clark is a school where secrets are non-existent because they spread like wildfire, the yearbook staff is terrifying, and break-ups cause civil war. If one can get past all of this, he or she will find that Clark is a fascinating small-town-like culture of its own, where students of all backgrounds, personalities, and future goals can (for the most part) get along and enjoy each others' presence as a cohesive unit.
Example 1
Person 1: "I'm enrolling at the Clark next year! Did you hear you get a free laptop?!?"
Person 2: "There's a school called Clark?"

Example 2
Student 1: "Some of the students and teachers at Clark Advanced Learning Center are extremely weird, but I wouldn't change it for anything."
by AnonyMiss December 25, 2012
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-ghost recon advanced warfighter

A game where you play as a U.S. Army soldier who is equipped with high tech intelligence gathering equipment and weapons. Derived from the U.S. Army's land warrior project which integrates technology with weaponry keeping the soldier informed with real-time intel. This will make the soldier even more deadly when planning coordinated attacks on an enemy position. And with the use of the internet, spy drones spy satellites, thermal imaging this will enable an average soldier to find and destroy an enemy who has no where to hide.
Tristan please give me -ghost recon advanced warfighter for xbox 360 back. I let you borrow it a year ago and I want it back. I cry every night before I go to sleep just thinking about it.
by no compromise January 5, 2010
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Advanced Karma

The event in which you experience negative karma for an offense you have not yet committed but will commit in the future.
You are outside doing yard work and get a blister on your thumb. Later, you proceed to completely neglect your friend's request that you visit them at work by going to Price Chopper hours after you know that your friend has left. The blister is advanced karma.
by Jenody August 22, 2011
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Advanced

Being very high off weed.
Damn...I'm advanced as hell. That shit blasted me off to the year 3000.
by mechanicalfather July 27, 2010
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