When someone finds an Audi that looks way too good for it's price, and it turns out to be either a total mechanical disaster or the seller promises you the car and refuses last minute.
"Bro, I was about to buy this clean Audi for 500 bucks, and now the dude ghosted me."
"No shit, it's a 500 buck Audi"
"Kevin went to see a 500 buck Audi yesterday, he's now at the scrap registry."
"Do not buy from this seller, he sells 500 buck Audis."
"No shit, it's a 500 buck Audi"
"Kevin went to see a 500 buck Audi yesterday, he's now at the scrap registry."
"Do not buy from this seller, he sells 500 buck Audis."
by C1VIC_R July 30, 2025
Get the 500 buck Audimug. The Audi Allroad can best be described as a Subaru Outback that went to Choate. It, like the Volvo Cross Country and Mercedes E-Class Wagon, has long been a favorite of the country's wealthiest families, and can frequently be spotted with a bunch of college bumper stickers and lax sticks strewn throughout the trunk. If the Volvo Cross Country is more New Haven and the E-Class Wagon is more Georgetown, the Audi Allroad is more Ann Arbor; still sophisticated, with that subtly-intelligent college-town prep vibe, but maybe not as quintessential as say, New Haven or Georgetown. Unfortunately, after the dumpster fire that was the first Allroad back in the early aughts, Audi's Stealth Wealth Wagon became associated with questionable reliability, but shhh, no one needs to remember that. The Allroad is far more sophisticated than a normal Audi sedan. A4s and A6s are everywhere, but Allroads are a rare, rare breed.
by henry1272838442 September 3, 2023
Get the Audi Allroadmug. 
by The only president August 29, 2022
Get the Audimug. A women name Paige who drives an Audi and dates a man who also drives an Audi, aka an Audi cunt. This women walks round thinking the sun shines out of her Arse and often wears louboutin shoes.😂😂😂😂😂
by Iloverainbowsandvodka September 1, 2016
Get the audi bitchmug. 605 horsepower of raw fun. This Audi RS model gained 45 horsepower over its standard model “RS7” thus the addition of “performance” to its name. Unfortunately there’s no way to tell who’s driving the better RS7 but anyone who owns that beast could care less. This car pushes zero to 100 in around 3 seconds, but the real fun is after 100kmh. Audi’s Quattro system gives you a brutal lunch that will put you back in your seat every time and put a smile on your face. Audi was cool enough to offer an akrapovic exhaust option for a hefty 11k, but trust me it was worth scaring people. It’s the last RS7 model without a soft limiter (revs until 4000 rpm max)... why Audi ?? Overall I give this car a 10/10 and I’m sad to see it go.
Dave: Hey did you hear Jim’s dad got the Audi rs7 performance!
Ronnie: what’s an rs7 performance?
Dave: one hell of a car.
Ronnie: what’s an rs7 performance?
Dave: one hell of a car.
by Swimfordayz January 6, 2021
Get the Audi rs7 performancemug.