Apollo

The ancient greek god of the sun, music, and turning love interests into plants.
Apollo: My girlfriend/boyfriend turned into a plant!
Some random person: That's rough body.
by Mist6000 March 4, 2022
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Apollo Shit

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.
I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.
by Canadia99 August 26, 2012
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Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.
"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"
by Basco Dragoon October 24, 2019
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Apollo 1

Bro, I tried to talk to Brittany, it totally when Apollo 1.
by Carter523 April 18, 2020
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Apollo Quiboloy

WARNING: There are biases imminent in this definition, that is only for comedic purposes, so if you are offended, then go to Wikipedia

Apollo Quiboloy is a boomer creep, that claims himself to be Jesus Christ. He is a mentally-ill retarded subhuman/lowlife/monkey and Googolplex-th class citizen, that needs to be tortured for TREE3 years, because he does not deserve human rights.

He makes a whole stupid cult to satisfy his sexual gratification with teens as young as 8-17 years old, like what the actual fuck? Eww, very disgusting, and he has 1 Solarion of Child Porn on his computer.

The worst offenders of him, is that he is engaging in human trafficking (AKA Neo-Slavery), Ponzi Scheme, Extortion of Minors for nudes, smuggling, money laundering and e.t.c.

He has a TV Channel called "SMNI News" to propagate his pro-pedophilic views, that is so creepy, cultish, eerie and pro-eastern. He has praised so many atrocities like the Holocaust and the Russo-Ukrainian War, thinking it's a moral crusade.

He is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and jingoist, just like the 8-Year Old GeoMorons who post bigoted inflammatory CapCut/Alight Motion Edits, who base off their morality to terminally-online subhumans (Which are Sigma Males and not Jews). He is also worse than IncTV, and is also the perpetrator of the ABS-CBN Shutdown, while letting POGO Strive in The Philippines, which proves he supports Duterte.
Person 1 (Brainded Apollo Quiboloy Fan): Mabuhay ang SMNI News, Truth that matters!
Person 2 (Filipino): Putanginamo ka, Apekpek Quibozo ay gago ka!
Person 3 (English): Go fuck yourself, Pedophile Supporter!
by MarioFan171 July 18, 2024
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Apollo

A god in Greek mythology. He is the son of Zeus.
Dude, I love Apollo!

Why?

Because he is the god of the sun and archery!
by haghhghughg June 1, 2023
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