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Ambulance Weed

that good good, some fire , dank ass weed, shit that makes you sleep and wake up still high
that nigga had to go to the hospital cuz he smoked too much ambulance weed
by that nigga speedy March 15, 2009
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snake ambush

the counterattack that a janitor will execute upon waking up during a shadow mongoose resulting in the janitor biting your nose off, which can be very unfavorable. one should take necessary precautions to not allow this to happen and if you are unsure or affraid of this happening to you its best not to attempt the shadow mongoose as it is a very skillful maneuver.
Kichwa: Yo Enya. What happened to yo nose?
Enya: Oh Kichwa, the other day i was going for the shadow mongoose and i accidently hiccuped and that motha woke up and did one of 'dem snake ambushes on me.
Kichwa: Aww. Girl i feel bad for you. You need anything you let me know, aight?
Enya: Thanks Kichwa, your a good guy, im glad to have you as a friend
(Enya leaves the room)
Kichwa: OOOOOOooooOOOOooo EMOOOOOO my life is so bad. i wish i could tell her how i feel. OOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo EMOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooo.
by team mastadon January 10, 2005
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book an ambulance

What someone pretends to do shortly before dangerous activity, eg heavy drinking or a drug session.
Man talking into hand: "Hello, I'd like to book an ambulance... yes, 10 o'clock please..."
by oracle March 7, 2005
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Unicorn Ambush

A "practical joke" or show of bromantic affection where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs that guy's genitals/penis (i.e. the unicorn's horn).
"Wow, I was just in the lobby and saw a drunk guy jump on another dude's back and grab his junk! He unicorn ambushed him in front of everyone!"
by Hola Gatino! February 19, 2009
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ambulinecrophobia

After playing Resident Evil too long, Billy developed ambulinecrophobia.
by xamick January 14, 2008
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ambulance boner

The unfortunate act of popping am erection whilest being strapped down in an ambulance.
Last night was so embarrassing when it ended with an ambulance boner.
by Madigan90 December 21, 2016
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ambura

Means penis (zaber) bt in a more respectful wat
Farje l ambura lal l3amo
by Hannaheh3 September 24, 2017
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