Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.

You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.

by Ni2k February 16, 2013

Acute pedo

A youngish man who you think is a bit risky.
They tend to have long greasy hair and glasses, you don't know if you can trust them.
They also tend to be into science.

I'd stay away from that weird guy, he's probably an acute pedo!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

aunty piss off

An aunty who irritates you and phone's you hundreds of times .

Ugh,aunty piss off is phoning again

by 96969 May 30, 2017

auntie carleen

Protects all of the kiddos and drinks vodka. Steals her daughter’s clothes and loves pineapples( only when soaked in vodka)

Yasssssss she’s such an auntie carleen!!

by Gorvin June 10, 2018

Aunt-Frances

Snatch Stubble!

1: While enjoying cunnilingus with Thy’s spouse. Her roughly semi unshaven mons- pubis reminds you of a child hood cheek kiss from your moms sister.

2:My Wife need to shave her snatch. It reminds me of my Aunt-Frances mustache.

by Scooter Summers May 15, 2018

Auntie Collins

A woman who actively discriminates against, demotes, or otherwise disregards other women. Named after Senator Susan Collins who voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court despite a widely-held nonpartisan belief that he will vote to overturn Roe v. Wade, and despite numerous allegations of sexual assault against women. Derived from the expression Uncle Tom.

My boss pays her male employees more than her female employees; she's such an Auntie Collins.

by Clarence Mudd October 5, 2018

Aunt Jen

The hangover you get when you party with the youngest of your spinster aunts.

Holy hell, do I have an Aunt Jen!

by Marne57 December 20, 2020