Sean

A weird and sexually attracted guy, who likes touching other people. He is sarcastic and EXTREMELY annoying, is wrong minded but can use his dirty powers to be funny.

You're such a Sean, stop touching me man!

by Mr.Turbo December 5, 2016

sean

a person who looks and acts like donkey kong

oh man i just played sean on the super nintendo

by Lulwtfhax April 10, 2009

the sean

to give someone sleeping pills and then to shit on their chest

"mannn i just pulled a the sean on this bitch"

by #856437 October 2, 2019

sean - it

stealing merchandise from a store.

“damn i just bought this cute shirt.” “no, i totally watched you sean - it.”

by pyatme August 1, 2019

sean

the best person in the whole entire world.

“man i love sean so much he’s amazing”

by aphrodite’s lover September 7, 2021

Sean

The biggest fucking chad in the entire world, wont take anybody's shit and will be loyal to you. Girls love to stalk him for his massive cock. His sisters are also always under his desk while he uses his cronus zen.

Hey you ever met Sean?
No?
You're missing out.

by Adverstal May 14, 2022

Sean

Sean is a sexy, badass man sent from heaven to teach us mere humans about life. Be careful not to stare into his soul. It's so bright that it will blind you. Be careful with his heart, he can beat up every dude you know. If youre lucky enough to know one, you're bound to to fall in love. He is always a gentleman, loving and kind, with a smart ass mouth. His humor is contagious but no one's as funny. He's an amazing friend and even better lover. Be careful not to stare into his soul. It's so bright that it will blind you. Be careful with his heart, he can beat up every dude you know.

I love Sean.

by Merf's Laws January 4, 2020