mud rooster

Gay slang name for a guy that follows around other men and their 4 wheel drives trying to get in their mud hole. Gorton special
Gorton, you're such a mud rooster, quit following me!
by Gilbilly March 14, 2017
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riding the rooster

The burning sensation from ass fucking someone who has eaten a lot of Sriracha sauce.
“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
Fuck yeah, bro.”
by Shiggles July 16, 2014
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Rooster Illusion

1. A situation where one realizes that they do not know themselves as well as they think, shattering their grip on reality.

2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.
by drinkbootysweatplz December 25, 2008
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tits on a rooster

1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.

2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.

So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.

She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
by old lang guy October 29, 2006
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rooster juice

A very strong alcohalic beverage consisting of everclear, sprite, and country time lemonade mix
Sean: why is this shit called rooster juice?
David: cause it will knock your cock off.

*one hour later*

Sean: holy shit
by Charles Christopherson March 28, 2008
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Rooster wall

When you stop someone from having sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex. Commonly used so you dont have to call your girlfriends best friend a cock block in front of her.

Rooster= cock, Wall=block

see cock block
Man 1: I almost got in my girls pants but her friend kept calling so we had to leave to pick her up.
Man 2: Damn. Rooster Wall-ed
by George Tedd December 28, 2009
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flaming rooster

when your balls are beet red, also a homo, fag
dude, that guy is such a flaming rooster
by mr johnson October 24, 2006
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