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Clean the mat

Anthony shit his pants so shaggy is going to stay late and clean the mat
by Cappy-Flipflops April 13, 2020
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dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.
After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat.
by RT Rules June 11, 2018
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Dash Mat

Not quite as dumb as a flashmob but a little cooler than taking a selfie with your iPad
Dude, did you see Kate's Honda Civic? It had a sweet dash mat in it!!
by bcs82000 October 11, 2018
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mat burn

Basically a rug burn that is caused by skin rubbing across a mat. Usualy happens in Brazilian jiu jitsu.
After sparring today I noticed I got some serious mat burn on the top of my foot.
by Kimura August 15, 2016
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walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"
Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.
by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016
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Mat Napp

Wonderful, Loving, Awesome, Fantastic, Great, Hilarious, Overly sexual being who you can't imagine your life without. He's one of a kind, and ALWAYS needs affection.
by 59HA November 26, 2010
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man mat

A woman who let's men walk all over her no matter how badly he treats her.
Trixie is such a man mat. Her boyfriend cheats on her and she takes him back every time.
by catlady70 March 27, 2016
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