Cock Blocker

a boy who stops his friend from gettin laid

Talking to a girl guy walks up

Hey Man!!!! Hows your aids <--- He's a cock blocker

by Bobby Laids alot May 26, 2009

cock-blocker

A male in a group of female friends who's job is to stop other males trying to score with the females in the group. Done purposely because the girls either already have a boyfriend or just don't want to be annoyed that night.

The cock-blocker can be either a male friend, or someone hired (almost like a bodyguard).

Popular methods of the cock-blocker include:
* Switching places with the female.
* Grinding with the offending male.
* Kissing the female to let the male know she is unavailable.
* Jumping in between the male and the female.
* Shoving the male, or squaring up to him.
* Warning him off with gestures.

John became the designated cock-blocker for the night after Mandy decided to go out with the girls and didn't want to be pestered by guys.

by Cock-Block-Pro March 29, 2009

Cock Blocker

Someone who likes a girl, but who isnt going out with her and he gets jealous and upset that you are talking to her.

James likes Trisha, but james isnt going out with Trisha. When Rob flirts with Trisha, James gets mad and jealous and tries to keep them apart.

by james poindexter(the ultimate cock blocker) July 12, 2003

boo blockers

Big ass sunglasses, typically worn by females. Sometimes associated with "Stunna Shades".

Good Lord! Cant nobody see that bitch with them boo blockers on.

by Natasha Karl June 07, 2006

vagina blocker

Like a cock blocker but the other way around

i was going to fuck that guy but she took him from me. what a vagina blocker!

by asfgd January 26, 2008

Cock Blocker

A small partition between urinals in a mens restroom intended to provide privacy for patrons.
The origin of this use is often credited to a man by the name of J.D. Sandri.

That strange looking guy was trying to peek over the cock blocker to check out my jungle-junk.

by MrT SUCKAH November 10, 2005

ugly blockers

Those shades that guys where to hide there ugly mother fucking faces, but they have a rockin' body & huge cock. Even though they have some ugly face, we still fuck them, we'll just turn the lights off!

"EWWW. did you see that bitch with the ugly blockers?"
"Yeah, but his ass was tight!"

by Buttertoes ;) April 11, 2008