apple

why the fuck are you looking up apple

i eat apples

by igothackedincheif February 19, 2019

Apple

Apple is a computer company and also a great source of fibre. I am typing this on a mac as we speak.

Apple are also a food with natural sugar. They are very nice and shnazzy.

Kayla: what's that?
Greg: It's a bloody apple mate! HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!

by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

Apple

why the FUCK is yo headass looking up what an apple is.

Oh shit I stuck an apple up my ass.

by Unstable Hoe December 17, 2017

Apple

A person with a lot of logic, but no one listens to them becuase they aren't "fun" enough. This originally comes from the anoying orange series and can be used to tell someone that they are boaring without really realising they said something really smart.

Guy: "Hey let's walk home!"
Apple: "Umm, we are home..."
Guy: "Shut up, your such an apple!"
Guy: "Oh wait, I just realised, we are home!"
Apple: "THATS WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU!!"
Guy: "Shut up, you such an apple!"
Apple: "Wow, just wow.."

by Hi I know things June 18, 2016

apple

🍎bruh
bite of 87
apple with feet

i love the apple😍😍😍😍😍

by ahdjdjfsjfj February 16, 2020

Apple

You bitch. Apple is a fruit, and not a motherfucking definition to be searched here. If you are reading this you're retarted

Wow! Look an apple! I don't know what that is!

by Antiochus March 13, 2020

Appl€

A way of spelling Apple Computers to show people that it's just as bad as Microsoft and that another proprietory OS will never be a serious alternative.

Stop using M$ you stupid Appl€-Nerd

by tciny February 3, 2004