Square watermelon

The ultimate insult no one can come back from

Joe “Steve you square watermelon”
Steve “I am defeated”

by Lana4smash October 17, 2019

Watermelon Foot

When a dark stinky sambo gets diabetes and then doctors have to chop off his or her foot.

That fucking swamp guinea, has to get his foot chopped off because he has a bad case of watermelon foot.

by the "R" January 29, 2012

Watermelon sugar

anything that is trending for more time than should be.

Watermelon sugar has been watermelon sugar forever!

by fA1K0n March 07, 2021

Oversized Watermelon

Oversized Watermelon (1). Someone who acts like they're not a slut but they really are.

Bob: "Hey man, I banged Lisa last night."

Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."

Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."

by Mr.Rot April 29, 2018

watermelon goblin

A name to describe someone who chows down on watermelon at alarming rates.

It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.

Person 1: You should invite X to your party
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!

by JewishGrandpa July 20, 2019

watermelon fucker

One who sticks a watermelon in the microwave to warm it up the take it out then drill a hole in it then fucks it

Will was a watermelon fucker

by Maximimus June 06, 2017

Jommy Watermelon

Jommy Watermelon is the buffest stickman known to exist. He has bulging muscles and loves to chill with his buff lobster out on the beach.

Yo Jommy Watermelon, wanna go to the beach with me? Make sure to bring your awesome pet lobster.

by I_Fly36 January 30, 2021