Slippy Longstalking

When you're really drunk at a bar, you find a girl wearing a short skirt / loose shorts. Simply slip your middle finger into a wardrobe opening and insert said finger into the easiest available orifice. Watch out for the backlash bitch slap!

See that hot blonde over there? She needs a slippy Longstalking for sure!

by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022

slippy dipper

when your girl cums on your dick and you stick you dick in her ass

last night me and amy had a slippy dipper

by mansisnothot November 16, 2017

slippy mick

When your erection isn’t hard enough to achieve penetration and just skids around in the love juices

Sorry love, I’ll try again in a while. I think I’ve got a slippy Mick.

by Jowser June 10, 2020

Slippy Fontaine

That little puddle of piss on a French fountain

"ah shit I sat on a slippy fontaine, now piss will be in my pants for years!"

by Jaffa pope July 07, 2021

Slippy Joe's

The husband of the lunch lady, trying to hold on while she gushes..

Yo dawg, that girl's hot, you know her?

Yeah, she's Slippy Joe's.

by JackTrades July 31, 2019