The Steamy Wonder

A scat-related sexual act that involves tying a long-haired sexual partners hair (in double pony-tail like fashion) to the each side of the bed his/her head is on. The non-bound person then defecates upon the bound person's face, preferably on the eyes; The resulting action being the bound person flailing their head from side to side like Stevie Wonder does while performing music.

Man - "Holy shit Jane, is that pink eye in BOTH of your eyes?"

Woman - "Yeah, David decided to get a little kinky last and gave me The Steamy Wonder, god he's the greatest."

Man - "Wow... The things he'll do For Your Love."

by Ohmie February 12, 2009

steamy finish

(see hot finish)this is similar but must be done outside on a cold day/night. your turd will then steam

i was out in the park and i gave this sexy little fguy a steamy finish

by fb December 31, 2004

steamy dean

when you shit on a girls face and dean walks in and says wow what a steamy bitch

simon says; have you seen steamy dean?

by steamy dean January 11, 2008

Steamy Fun

Steamy Fun: To masturbate in the shower or bath.

I'm off to have some steamy fun.

by Jody100 December 31, 2018

Steamy Karl

When a man or woman defacates on the other during sexual intercourse.

So me and Carrie do some weird stuff, like yesterday, I let loose a Steamy Karl right on her chest, it was amazing.

by T$ and Hunts October 3, 2003

A steamy Cheaib

When a man is sexin' so hard that a woman's vagina actually starts to steam, due to friction.

Franklyn: What'd You DO last night?
Leonard: Just Chilled, I gave her a steamy Cheaib.
Franklyn: Did it set off the fire alarm?
Leonard: Almost.

by Nick Wall September 3, 2008

Steamy Calvin

When in the shower, your partner will take a shit in your hand. You will then use it as a shampoo

Wow you smell like you've just gotten out of a steamy calvin.

by Amponny February 23, 2011