A scat-related sexual act that involves tying a long-haired sexual partners hair (in double pony-tail like fashion) to the each side of the bed his/her head is on. The non-bound person then defecates upon the bound person's face, preferably on the eyes; The resulting action being the bound person flailing their head from side to side like Stevie Wonder does while performing music.
Man - "Holy shit Jane, is that pink eye in BOTH of your eyes?"
Woman - "Yeah, David decided to get a little kinky last and gave me The Steamy Wonder, god he's the greatest."
Man - "Wow... The things he'll do For Your Love."
Woman - "Yeah, David decided to get a little kinky last and gave me The Steamy Wonder, god he's the greatest."
Man - "Wow... The things he'll do For Your Love."
by Ohmie February 12, 2009
simon says; have you seen steamy dean?
by steamy dean December 29, 2007
(see hot finish)this is similar but must be done outside on a cold day/night. your turd will then steam
by fb December 31, 2004
I'm off to have some steamy fun.
by Jody100 December 31, 2018
So me and Carrie do some weird stuff, like yesterday, I let loose a Steamy Karl right on her chest, it was amazing.
by T$ and Hunts October 03, 2003
Franklyn: What'd You DO last night?
Leonard: Just Chilled, I gave her a steamy Cheaib.
Franklyn: Did it set off the fire alarm?
Leonard: Almost.
Leonard: Just Chilled, I gave her a steamy Cheaib.
Franklyn: Did it set off the fire alarm?
Leonard: Almost.
by Nick Wall June 15, 2006
When you have held your shit in for so long that it produces a steamy sensation upon exiting your anus that makes you want to scream your favorite Stevie Wonder song.
After that long car ride home from the concert I went into my bathroom and took a fucking Steamy Wonder . It felt so good that I had to scream out SUPERSTITION!
by Bstepz206 April 22, 2011