A term made famous by the strapping young Pioneers of Nebraska Wesleyan, Rage Monday is a weekly holiday-extravaganza, celebrated every Monday (usually between 8pm and 3am) in which copious amounts of alcohol and/or narcotics are consumed.
This behavior is often accompanied by reckless behavior, dance beats, FIFA, and random acts of debauchery.
Often it requires either careful planning and allocation of time for studies, or a complete disregard for the ridiculous amount of homework you have.
This behavior is often accompanied by reckless behavior, dance beats, FIFA, and random acts of debauchery.
Often it requires either careful planning and allocation of time for studies, or a complete disregard for the ridiculous amount of homework you have.
Ron: "Hey, my afternoon class got canceled..."
Slippery Pete: "....Rage Monday?"
Maintenance: "There's a trail of puke going to the bathroom, a broken window, and 40 cans of keystone in the garbage."
R.A.: "Rage Monday."
Slippery Pete: "....Rage Monday?"
Maintenance: "There's a trail of puke going to the bathroom, a broken window, and 40 cans of keystone in the garbage."
R.A.: "Rage Monday."
by CombatKurt February 22, 2011
A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.
by Turkey Fan #1 December 07, 2015
Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.
by G8rSoftball15 February 10, 2010
A greeting you give someone probably early on on a Monday morning inviting a positive response, touched with a sense of irony, designed to uplift and invoke a sense of joy in what is the first day of a five day week.
by two blonds August 05, 2017
An unusually high amount of energy/enthusiasm one sometimes feels on a Monday when working at a usually tiring or otherwise boring job. Monday Stamina is not something felt by the average employee on every Monday (other emotions sometimes felt on Mondays include "unhappy" "bored" and "suicidal"), however it does occur roughly 5-15 times per year for the average employee.
A: Hey, _______ what are you still doing here? Your shift ended at 4:30.
B: Wow, it's already 5? It feels like 11:15 on a Friday! Talk about Monday Stamina...
B: Wow, it's already 5? It feels like 11:15 on a Friday! Talk about Monday Stamina...
by Vending Machine Cheata September 02, 2010
It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass
Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy
Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy
by Bouvier89 January 03, 2010
by the oob June 01, 2009