double integral

God's favorite form of torture for Calculus III college students. Typically, triple integrals are not even touched by most colleges as students would sooner pass out than shoulder the immense pain of evaluating such nonsense.

With double integrals, you do an integral twice but square the pain.

Before I entered pre-med, I thought I learned the true meaning of pain in my Calculus III class--double integrals.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

Double Dumpkin

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

double halfsies

When you can't decide between two things, so you and another person (usually a friend or acquaintance) each purchase one of the desired items and you both exchange half of each item with one another.

Note: Most often done when ordering food. This way you can eat both items you want instead of ordering two meals and looking like a fat ass.

Person 1: "Man, I can't decide between the teriyaki chicken or the club."
Person 2: "Yeah, me neither."
Person 1: "Double halfsies?"
Person 2: "You read my mind."

by rkitch February 11, 2013

double hatty

when two players from the same football team each score a hat trick

Reef: Did you see Madrid's double hatty yesterday?

LandyCakes: Yeah man, all six goals were sick. Ronaldo is a god amongst men. And its about time Benzema showed up to a game.

by BarcaSucks December 24, 2010

Double Lappy

Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once

Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?

I think not...I will have a double lappy.

by dbfloyd December 28, 2009

Double Dude

when the word dude is used twice in one sentence, usually at the opening and closing.

Person one,"dude, that shit was pretty intense, dude."

Person two,"you just double dude'd me man"

by Jeff Intinarelli March 23, 2007

double bucket

having diarrhea & throwing up at the same time

Jim was sick with the flu he was working the double buckets.

by l3ath3r December 21, 2008