human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

Pop-tart energy

Pop-tart energy is a term used for someone with constant energy as soon as they wake up!

That guy has pop-tart energy

by This podcast is rigged March 3, 2024

Pop tart thot

Basically a gold digging vsco girl, who ask some boys that likes her for food and ignored them right after.

Pop tart thot: “Hey, can I have that pop tart?”
Boy: “ yeah sure.”
Teacher: “ She’s using you!!!!”

by Class of 2024 Chattahoochee August 25, 2019

Pop tart

A female escort.

The man was able to get a pop tart online for a last minute event.

by Twerking on dah dick September 10, 2020

Pop-tart

Code word for an awesome guy/dick.

Golly, that dude is such a snack, I want his pop-tart in my oven!

by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017

Pop Tart

a young girl who dates/has sex with older men who are sugar daddies.

Greg: Is she dating a guy her own age?
Tex: No. She's dating a guy old enough to be her dad for the perks; she's a pop tart.

by Balzacfan July 14, 2023

Chief Keef Pop Tart

The act of inverting a black mans asshole and playing with his rectal prolapse

Jeffrey: me n my homie tried out that new Chief Keef Pop Tart move we seen on xnxx!
Gaye Mcdonald: care to tag another one in?

by myspace202 December 17, 2023