fudge and punt

After having anal sex with your partner or person, you immediately kick them out of the home or place that whoopie was made.
Man that girl was hot as hell but I heard my girlfriend pull up so had to give her the ol' fudge and punt.
by MCfartCHeez August 14, 2018
mugGet the fudge and puntmug.

Fudge Poodle

I gave myself a Fudge Poodle and made a mohawk.
by Judith B Tinklewater December 12, 2009
mugGet the Fudge Poodlemug.

Fudge Mongrel

When a muddog travels in a pack she often has her trusty fudge mongrel at her side, and a typical litter of her little mud nuggets. Any unfortunate man to cross her path may find that while avoiding the muddog, this sneaky predator will take advantage of your alcohol fueled evening and violate you for taxi fare, usualy a fitty.
One evening my mates an I were getting rat faced when dead ahead a muddog approached so I bailed to another bar where unbeknownst she had already deployed her fudge mongrel like a special forces recce. When i woke up a box of pollifiller and a wallet less $50 was all the I could remember
by Top Bloke August 6, 2012
mugGet the Fudge Mongrelmug.

Fudge Picasso

Using your own feces to recreate abstract art on a person's face.
He was passed out for three hours, giving me time to give him the Fudge Picasso. It looked like Guernica.
by Geckofudgemaker September 2, 2013
mugGet the Fudge Picassomug.

Human fudge

by Atrum777 December 19, 2008
mugGet the Human fudgemug.

Knuckle fudge

The mess left on the top your hand after grazing the peak of the monster deuce you left in the toilet.
by Jason Forrester May 17, 2021
mugGet the Knuckle fudgemug.

Fudge you

The nicer way of saying "fuck you".
by qwertyjerk April 23, 2011
mugGet the Fudge youmug.

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