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your mum

your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.
guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know
by poomam October 19, 2019
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Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023
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jeery of your peers

An amusedly-unimpressed group of folks of similar age and background to you
In the 1924 Will Rogers comedy-film "A Truthful Liar", his wild and wacky tales of his assorted adventures in the world of politics are related in front of a "jeery of your peers" audience of fellow townspeople who disdainfully wave off Will's stories as hogwash.
by QuacksO September 24, 2020
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On November 19th ask out your crush nervous or scared no matter what ask your crush out on November 19th “ Hey (Name) I like you and I just wanted to know if you want to go out (him/her) umm Yes/No”
by Samanthamona200 November 7, 2021
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Kiss your girlfriend day

On the 18th December it is kiss your girlfriend day
You: ‘give me a kiss’
Your bf: ‘why’
You: ‘because it’s kiss your gf day’
You both kiss

Kiss your girlfriend day
by Cool girl duh December 8, 2020
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when someone calls your name

When he said “when someone calls your namethe audience was in a state of elegant euphoria
by kucha April 28, 2020
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