Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.
"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."
by Bglewis November 29, 2019
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Muffin Man

It is a Man that sells Muffins.
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Muffin Man

The little boy with the chubby cheeks and always says baaaah!
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Muffin man

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Muffin Man

A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.
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You have to twerk on your man every June 12th
It's June 12th! You gotta twerk on me for National Twerk On Your Man Day
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