Man Period

1. When a man is acting like a woman on her period
2. When a man is bleeding from his urethra

Hes having a man period watch out

I had a man period last night. It was disgusting

by WhyAmIOnHere?? December 18, 2018

Man Period

when a man wipes so hard he starts to bleed

I gotta wash my underwear again im on my man period

by kinglemur May 09, 2022

Man period

When a man shits his pants witch happens at least once a year if not more

Man I just had my man period for 2020

by Pat997 December 02, 2020

spider-man franchise

(Noun) kid who only has one story and keeps telling it over and over.

Every time I hang out with Todd he tells the same exact story about how his dad was roommates with John Smoltz.

Spider-Man franchise

by Aprilinsa August 09, 2017

man saggers

A term you would use when you have been extrodanarily dissed and you have no way to comeback without making a complete fool of yourself and being stabbed because you will have no friends.

Bill: yo momas so fat, she sucks on ginass day and night like a turd monkey.
Alex: oh yeah! well your a man saggers!
Bill: oh no you didnt! im gonna go cry now!

by jam1234567890 February 19, 2010

Man-Saggers

A occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. This can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

Otherwise Known as "shriveled whales" and "Inflated Dehydrated Chest Syndrome"

1. Tom to friends : Man, i heard Jack got the Man-saggers, that shit's deadly. Poor guy, they're really freakin gross too.

2. Doctor to Tom: Im Sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. Im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

Tom: Fuck my life

by simon3335 May 21, 2009

Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.

Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"

by Hym Iam June 23, 2024