I love you with all my penis

Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.

Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"

John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"

by swagmasterflex420 August 12, 2013

seven boys who ruined my life

The disrespectful members of BTS (KPOP group)

you know BTS, the seven boys who ruined my life, yeah they're awesome aren't they?

by allbimyself22 January 15, 2018

Don't EVER say that to my face again

When someone says a nono

Garreth: This lane is nice and cool
Ginger Ale: Yes this lane is nice and cool
Garreth: Don't EVER say that to my face again

by I like BURDZ October 22, 2018

I need dick in my ass now

When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.

Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.

by aaaa@aaaa January 25, 2019

talked me down out of my tree

This is an old phrase that has become condesed and reversed in the original meaning. Originally to be in a tree was to be stuck somewhere mentally, emotionally or situationally that you could not easily escape from on your own. The proverbial cat stuck in a tree that the proverbial fireman needs to rescue. Of course, cats are perfectly capable of getting out of trees, which is why we do not see many cat skeletons in trees. However, it is not uncommon to see a fellow human, so distraught be whatever is affecting them, they they have lost their way and cannot see a way out. Proverbially, they are stuck in a tree and need someone to talk them down, out of their tree.

My life had dust gone insane, fortunately Jimmy came over and talked me down, out of my tree.

Beck: Sarah Palin "talked me down out of my tree" after my "one moment of real fear"

by Thralkhar April 18, 2017

Dude she laughed my dick out

When you are balls deep and make her laugh so hard, your dick gets pushed out.

"So how was last Cherry?"
"Fucking incredible. Although at one point I cracked a joke, and .... Dude she laughed my dick out.

by Shim 504 April 28, 2017

My day be so fine, then boom, Seras

Seras is a well known micro-celebrity on anitwitter, he has a tendency to sent weird things to people and so the phrase for when you get something weird from him "My day be so fine, then boom, Seras" was born

Seras: *sends video of guy fucking a toaster*
Everyone else: My day be so fine, then boom, Seras

by LevB3 January 27, 2022