Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

And i oop

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AnD i OoP SksKskKSKSKKSKSkks SavE The MoTher FRIckIng TurTles. SKSKskKSKIsKSKS

by Im a savege April 18, 2020

Mister I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims to buy clothes every day but andreea knows he ain’t rich and he’s lying

Mister I buy clothes every day texted me today! Fuck off u dump

by hotpotato July 13, 2018

I Finally Got The Mucusu Booger & Hook For Usu

I Finally Got The Mucusu Booger & Hook For Usu

I Finally Got The Mucusu Booger & Hook For Usu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Believes That Sexual Intercourse Are A Prank

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Believes That Sexual Intercourse Are A Prank

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Believes That Sexual Intercourse Are A Prank

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

T-F-T-I Dog

Thanks For The Invite, when someone dogs you

When you suggest to have a gathering and then your not invited. This is seen to be an act of dogging, but is usually used with the term T-F-T-I Dog

by CALL ME SIR DOG September 22, 2009

i love you more

you love someone more than they love you

kaelyn: i love you

brady: i love you more

kaelyn: not according to urban dictionary😤🥰

by kaelynnnn June 28, 2021