The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
by After8ight November 10, 2022
Get the The Christmas Manmug. Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3
Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.
Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.
Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.
P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game
P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.
P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game
P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.
by DJMONEY329 February 14, 2021
Get the Weather manmug. when something is going horribly wrong but life is already falling apart so you choose to laugh about it.
by babyjadey October 31, 2021
Get the shet manmug. Apple Man (noun)
/ˈap-əl man/
A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.
Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.
Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom
Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
/ˈap-əl man/
A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.
Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.
Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom
Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
Get the apple manmug. We were in the throws of ecstasy. Pillows flying; sheets tangling. In the heat of the moment, he released his vanilla man syrup all over my face.
by Negronito November 13, 2020
Get the Vanilla man syrupmug. A person who’s name name rhymes with Mesus Mominguez. Slayer of all milfs. Destroyer of all hearts. Elon Musk’s protégé
by MilfSlayer19604 January 3, 2023
Get the Wild manmug. When 6 guys stand in a straight line and they grab their cocks and fold them over and salute the flag
by lol pad lol poo May 10, 2016
Get the 6 Man Salutemug.