Get your hand outta my pocket!

Term used by another man in the room to cause a disturbance and distraction during the killing of Malcom X in New York.

Get your hand outta my pocket! was the term used during the killing of Malcom X

by Loudcloud June 11, 2006

My Dicks Bigger Than Your Dick

Something used in reference to "I'm better than you"

Also, Something My Grandmother occasionally yells whilst me and my cousin fight.

Greg: Dude, I'd kick your ass any night.

Cole: I Doubt it dude.

Greg: Oh yeah?

Gramma: MY DICKS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICKKK

Cole:...
Greg:...

by Cole Fowler October 1, 2008

cooler than the other side of my pillow

Something that is cool, neat, or nifty.

Ever notice how when you sleep with a pillow, that if your neck gets hot you can just flip your pillow over and the other side feels cooler than the side you were previously laying on?

Wow I really like that new tractor you got there, Bob! That thing is cooler than the other side of my pillow!

by stuff-i-learnt September 8, 2008

piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

by fuguez September 26, 2009

Switched to porn when my mom walked in

A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.

Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."

by Cleffroski January 25, 2015

You Just Pissed on My Rug, Dude

1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.

2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.

Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.

John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?

Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.

by The Timmer December 10, 2008

Willy Wonka just came in my mouth

What you say after you've eaten some remarkably sweet and delectable dessert.

A: How do you like the Coke cake?
M: mmm...mmmmmm mmmmmm mm mm mmmm mm!
A: Huh?
M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!

by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004